Smartologist 

Someone who considers themselves really smart and always says “wise” sentences and / or correct people even though he/ she knows he is not that smart

Man 1: do the dishes
Man 2: u mean wash them?
Man 1: u r smartologist

Smartologist by noyza July 29, 2019

Scatologist 

An individual who studies and examines shit.

Emily: So what do you do for a living?

Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.

Emily: What?!?

Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.

Emily: Ewwww!

Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.

Scatologist by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013

Smashologist 

A guy with a massive black cock and chocolate six pack. You will get smashed to pieces by this guy and is gareenteed that you will end up on a wheelchair the next morning.

Random: Teach me how to be a smashologist

Smashologist: You just need a massive black cock like me.

Smashologist by Tingling dingdong June 10, 2018

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).

Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

Bovine Scatologist by canoncocker May 10, 2006

Starcologist

1. A person who studies starcology.

2. A person who ships Starco couple.

3. A person who supports the couple of Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz.

If you are a Starco shipper, then you are starcologist.

Starcologist by CJ Lou, The Starcologist November 17, 2019

bovine scatologist

It is one who enjoys playing with cow shit/

My friend friend majored in Computer Science and became a bovine scatologist.

bovine scatologist by Bo Welch January 25, 2005

snarfologist

One who studies the patterns of random snarfers.

(snarfer is a man who goes around sniffing the seats of womens bicycles)

According to local snarfologist, snarfing happens primarily in the afternoon in the park. It is believed that many women bicyclists ride in the park then needing the loo, leave their bikes unattended. Snarfers have been photographed there and seem to be drawn to black seats the glisten with vaginal perspiration.

snarfologist by antie nae September 27, 2011