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Scatologist 

An individual who studies and examines shit.
Emily: So what do you do for a living?

Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.

Emily: What?!?

Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.

Emily: Ewwww!

Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

bovine scatologist

It is one who enjoys playing with cow shit/
My friend friend majored in Computer Science and became a bovine scatologist.
bovine scatologist by Bo Welch January 25, 2005

Swagologist 

1.)A Human who is so crispy, so fly, dip out in butter, untouchable style

2.)A person who gives an unfortunate swagerlist Human a style for which he can use and stride with
Man that man fresh to death he gotta be a swagologist
Swagologist by swag - ologist June 12, 2009

Smartologist 

Someone who considers themselves really smart and always says “wise” sentences and / or correct people even though he/ she knows he is not that smart
Man 1: do the dishes
Man 2: u mean wash them?
Man 1: u r smartologist
Smartologist by noyza July 29, 2019

Slutologist 

A woman who is an expert at being a slut
Sara has sucked and fucked her way into a Slutologist status.
Slutologist by IGLSPMP October 20, 2022