Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom
getting it on last night?"
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now
you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a
bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."