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Slagtologist by Josh R. June 4, 2004
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Scatologist
Emily: So what do you do for a living?
Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.
Emily: What?!?
Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.
Emily: Ewwww!
Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.
Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.
Emily: What?!?
Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.
Emily: Ewwww!
Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.
Scatologist by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013
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Bovine Scatologist
A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
Bovine Scatologist by canoncocker May 10, 2006
bovine scatologist
bovine scatologist by Bo Welch January 25, 2005
Swagologist
1.)A Human who is so crispy, so fly, dip out in butter, untouchable style
2.)A person who gives an unfortunate swagerlist Human a style for which he can use and stride with
2.)A person who gives an unfortunate swagerlist Human a style for which he can use and stride with
Swagologist by swag - ologist June 12, 2009
Smartologist
Someone who considers themselves really smart and always says “wise” sentences and / or correct people even though he/ she knows he is not that smart
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