SmartRates 

SmartRates analyzes billions of data points, detects changes in market trends, compares your home to similar rentals, and adjust rates based on demand and seasonality.

Now that I use SmartRates for my rental property, I’ve had time to make my dog Insta famous, train for a triathlon, grow a sourdough starter, and rewatch all my favorite sitcoms.

SmartRates by Evolve Owner March 27, 2023

Smartwater 

A very sexy human being

"Smartwater is a very sexy boy"

Smartwater by L1zzymarriedsmartwater September 25, 2021

smartwater 

water from the clouds. and therefore from the gods..

smartwater is electrolyte enhanced water that is purity you can taste and hydration you can feeeel

smartwater by pinkslips April 14, 2007

Smartestest 

Smarter than smart

Valeria is the smartestest

Smartestest by Jdhdidbs November 23, 2019

smartiate 

Somebody that's aware that their smart but uses their brains in a stupid manner. In most cases, they get so full of themselves to point where all they want to do is show everybody how smart they are. However, in reality every word that comes out of their mouth is utter and complete nonsensense, mainly because it is. They begin to lie about how impressive there life is and how their ahead of you, but truthfully they don't have a job. Once you put this person in a nice shirt and tie, then they truly become a fuckbag, especially is college/university setting.

Dam smartiates! Always talking about something so complex to the point where it doesn't even make sense!

smartiate by TheRamblingWIzard December 12, 2017

smartarted

So smart that you act retarted for personal benefit or just plain ol' happiness. Dealllllll

I'm so upset with this situation I'll just be smartarted for a few minutes to maintain my composure.

smartarted by Rambo dealll October 2, 2023

Smartwater-Scale

A discreet scale used to measure sizes of meat, typically ones used by males.
Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.

John: Hey, my meat goes to the 'T' on the Smartwater-Scale!
Bob: Which one?
John: The first one..

Smartwater-Scale by DancingShoe1048 December 23, 2025