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Somebody that's aware that their smart but uses their brains in a stupid manner. In most cases, they get so full of themselves to point where all they want to do is show everybody how smart they are. However, in reality every word that comes out of their mouth is utter and complete nonsensense, mainly because it is. They begin to lie about how impressive there life is and how their ahead of you, but truthfully they don't have a job. Once you put this person in a nice shirt and tie, then they truly become a fuckbag, especially is college/university setting.
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