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To have or cause a pain, normally sharp stinging pain
I banged my ankle on my computer. It smarted a little.
smarted by Casa Dilla June 20, 2008
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schrooted 

The fine art of being shitfaced and rooted normally relating to drugs and or alcahol.
"Joel ate 6 pills! Look how schrooted he is!"

"Ive been awake for 3 days and im that schrooted, that even Joel is starting to look attractive"
schrooted by sporter21 December 10, 2007
1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense
1. i was so smooted last night
2. i smooted all over that kid
smooted by eLMoe April 14, 2008

scrooted 

Being both screwed and rooted at the same time.
Screwed + Rooted = Scrooted
scrooted by Hendrix February 10, 2003
Yo rafe picked up some shrooms from this kid from umass and me and molly and sasha went to the river and got hella shrooted. it was chill
Shrooted by ethan June 3, 2004
To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...
"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"
Smooted by zimzimmerrr August 25, 2011