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1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense

1. i was so smooted last night
2. i smooted all over that kid

smooted by eLMoe April 14, 2008

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Smooted

To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...

"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"

Smooted by zimzimmerrr August 25, 2011

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Slooted

The past tense of sled.

Brett slooted down the snowy hill.

Slooted by Ms. Suh June 30, 2021

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Smoothed-em

An expression used when defying how you took control of a situation.

After the fight was over at the party I was at,I decided to grab the microphone & "Smoothed-em" over with my hip-hop freestyle.

Smoothed-em by Day2Day1nSociety January 6, 2011

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skooted

A person highly intoxicated on meth or stimulants.

After Jonny pilfered for hours after getting skooted all morning.

skooted by C M 2 September 25, 2019

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Snooted

The definition of snooted is if you sneeze and toot at the same time!

*sneezes and toots* oh I just snooted excuse me!

Snooted by Maggie Dylan May 8, 2020

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slooted

to be fucked up and just out your mind

Mike: yo did you see him just fall down the steps hes slooted

slooted by adamfrigginmonked December 17, 2010

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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