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small bus 

saying someone is sped/stupid

connotation comes from the school system, which places all the special-ed kids in the small bus to go to and from school instead of the big bus with the normal kids
teacher: where is California located?

student 1: in africa

student 2 after class: you're so small bus for saying california is in africa
small bus by TheManWithNoName34 April 29, 2022

small business owner 

Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.
small business owner by d'rof71 March 4, 2008

small business 

a hard working bitch who gets shit done
Amanda: how do i start a small business?
Bob: Sacrifice your Life!

small business saturday 

The Saturday after Black Friday. This is the day when business' realize that they are screwed and start thinking about Chapter 13. They tried opening on Thanksgiving offering ridiculous discounts only to find out that it is costing them more in protests, petitions, and lawsuits then the profits they made for the day. Black Friday wasn't any better as most of the shoppers that came in were just looking at the items that they wanted to buy online cheaper then any Black Friday deal would have got them.
Joe: Hey did you go shopping on Black Friday or Small Business Saturday?

Dave: Nah man, I'm doing mine on Cyber Monday
small business saturday by StealthTSX November 30, 2013

small business 

The act of efficiently running an organization for the purpose of making lots of money.
Small business the right way and make lots of money.
small business by Mark Cuban III November 28, 2017

Small Business Owner 

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.
Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.
Small Business Owner by Cassidy. August 4, 2016
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