Some dude you hang out with that you can’t
call your friend because they
gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to
everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s
house tonight after dinner?”
Teenager/
manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”