7 definitions by Smackbaggot
(bīk–rās•ist) n. any person that plays Bike Race on a regular basis, especially to the point that it changes the players behavior and habits, adversely affecting their lifestyle and relationships
2) any racist person on a bicycle or motorcyle
3) a bicycle, motorcycle or scooter with the belief that two-wheeled vehicles are superior to other forms of transportation
4) a racist motorcycle gang member
5)idk, I’m done
2) any racist person on a bicycle or motorcyle
3) a bicycle, motorcycle or scooter with the belief that two-wheeled vehicles are superior to other forms of transportation
4) a racist motorcycle gang member
5)idk, I’m done
Flushy-Dump had become the top bike racist in the Chopper Wannabe Tournament after weeks of ignoring his obligations and family just to play Bike Race.
by Smackbaggot October 23, 2020
(Blak•Rə•shen) n. A homemade alcoholic beverage that consists of the cheapest or the second cheapest vodka/toilet water and homemade purple Kool-aid, rendering a mixture that is as ghetto as fried chicken and grape Kool-Aid sippin’ n swangin w/ the dickies shorts Walmart chain necklace wearin loitering and loud domestic abuse situations type lifestyle while at the same time as Russian as chain-smoking and incest while getting beaten by a Bubushka as the local police laugh and place bets on it, then being beaten by the local police shortly after while the bubushka stares at you with disdain and chain-smokes
Homie #1: “Say bruh, u got any Dr. Thunder or Shasta fo’ dis Tilamook?”
Homie #2: “No just some mo’ purple Kool-Aid n Splenda packets I jacked from da gas station, fam.”
Homie #1: “Damn bruh, dis vodka is like burnt pubes, barstools and rubbin’ alcohol, n I’m so sick of deez muggafuggin’ Black Russians, I keep throwin’ up erry 25 minutes!”
Homie #3: “Jus kill yourself, nigga.”
Homie #2: “No just some mo’ purple Kool-Aid n Splenda packets I jacked from da gas station, fam.”
Homie #1: “Damn bruh, dis vodka is like burnt pubes, barstools and rubbin’ alcohol, n I’m so sick of deez muggafuggin’ Black Russians, I keep throwin’ up erry 25 minutes!”
Homie #3: “Jus kill yourself, nigga.”
by Smackbaggot October 17, 2020
(wā•tred) n.
1. intense dislike or ill will as a result of waiting or a delay
2. The act of hatefully and intentionally making someone wait or causing a delay
3. when you have the power or means to make someone wait for a long time so you do just that, because you hate them
1. intense dislike or ill will as a result of waiting or a delay
2. The act of hatefully and intentionally making someone wait or causing a delay
3. when you have the power or means to make someone wait for a long time so you do just that, because you hate them
ex. 1) The waitress at the Olive Garden was filled with waitred because her boyfriend and his friends took an hour just bullshitting before ordering their food.
ex. 2) It was waitred when the waitress at the Olive Garden let the food that her boyfriend and his friends ordered sit in the kitchen for an hour getting cold while she made up false reasons why it was taking so long to for their food to come out.
ex. 2) It was waitred when the waitress at the Olive Garden let the food that her boyfriend and his friends ordered sit in the kitchen for an hour getting cold while she made up false reasons why it was taking so long to for their food to come out.
by Smackbaggot October 18, 2020
Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020
Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020
Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020
Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020