Some dude you
hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they
gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you
haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “
Hey are you going over to your friend’s
house tonight after dinner?”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”