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smackbaggot
Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
smackbaggot by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020
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Smackagelies
A flavored condom that is able to be consumed. Available in a large amount of flavors. Ex. Orange Glacier, Blueberry Surprise, Etc.
Josh: Yo fool i used smackagelies last night and got laid 12 times!
John: All i ate yesterday was smackagelies off guys *****.
John: All i ate yesterday was smackagelies off guys *****.
Smackagelies by Gay mann December 22, 2009
Smackban
Smackban by Hunter22Prime September 19, 2010
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SmackBaby by randy Farris April 5, 2011
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