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Fart Smack 

A fart smack is when you sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or foe, squat over their slumbering face (pants optional) and unleash a large, preferably disgusting odored fart. Swiftly after you must wake them up with an authoritative smack to there face. Thus waking them up to a big, startled gasp of ass gas.
Dude, Joey is such a douche bag, lets fart smack his ass tonight!
Fart Smack by TEESHIRTIME January 7, 2011

ball sack fart 

The type if fart that emonates up through you butt crack while you are sitting down. It pauses monentarily and then lightly fluffs past your ball sack. The fart is complete...
I thought I had ball sack fart, but apparently I sharted myself!
ball sack fart by Schmendt November 17, 2013

Sack Fart 

A sack fart is when someone farts on your ballsack to create a pleasant warm sensation. The giver of the fart may be male or female, and this process is not neccesarily sexual.

Please note, a sack fart is only present when you can smell the fart with your nose pressed to the ballsack. When the smell expires, the ballsack loses its' title of the sack that doth hold the fart.
*Person 1 farts on the Person 2's sack*

Person 2 : Oh, that's so warm and nice, you're an expert sack-farter.

Person 1 : Why thank-you, I am quite experienced. Enjoy your sack fart while you can, because it will be gone soon!
Sack Fart by Heckmeister December 18, 2009

fart sack 

"Don't forget your fart sack!"
fart sack by Helen Robinson January 25, 2006

fart-sack 

the good fart-sack is mine,you can have the world war one vintage bag its bear proof.
fart-sack by dang May 8, 2003

fart smock 

The act of cupping one's fart and throwing it in another person's face.
I love fart smocking my boyfriend while he's playing video games.
fart smock by Smerv May 17, 2014