Definitions by Smerv

Stealth Post 

When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.

Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.

Stealth Post by Smerv January 27, 2023

fart smock 

The act of cupping one's fart and throwing it in another person's face.

I love fart smocking my boyfriend while he's playing video games.

fart smock by Smerv May 17, 2014