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slastard 

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.
"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."
slastard by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008
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slustard 

A girl like a slut she spreads her legs easy and smooth like mustard
"hey dude got myself some slustard, ran so smooth all night
slustard by mitzul September 16, 2009

slastard 

a man or boy who uses girls for they're body
a slastard; a pimp using a prostittute
slastard by Josiah D. July 7, 2008

slustard 

to be messy, or untidy.

particularly gelatinous items
"jeffery! get upstairs and clean your room, its been slustard for over two weeks!"
slustard by listypoos September 20, 2004
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026