Paul: You won’t believe it. Well…you know she lost her job 6 months ago. She couldn’t find a job and out of desperation, she totally sold out. Three months ago she flew to Mexico, was artificially inseminated and is now pregnant with a dozen little ones. She did it for fame and money and is completely open about it.
Bobster: Snap! She is the last person I thought would fall into that trap. What a Slummom Millionaire. I thought she would take the stripper route if anything.
A term coined by the absolute bad bitch Andrea Acevado aka @ButterflyMush on Instagram. A slutmom can be defined as a mother who works hard and hustles harder. She can be found anywhere and within anyone who is a mom but also a SLUT. A slutmom is not afraid to own her sexiness because she knows shes all that.
"I told you not to fuck with me, I'm a slutmom"
"Don't you knowshes a slutmom?! Shes a bad bitch, a mom, an artist, a snack bitch, but most of all a booked and busy bitch. I wanna be like her when I have kids!"
This chick is an all-out flithy skank. One could definitely score a rim job off this little number. Good for a quick game of hide the salami as long as you double wrap it.
Horn: "Oh man, that chick looks like she would totally let me donkey punch her... what a slutmonster!"
One who is addicted to sex. Straight up, doggy style, in private or in the handicap stall at Red Lobster; no orifice is off limits. Hanging from a swing above a Casioo keyboard is a preferred starting point.
Damn, Suzy started tonguing me before we were finished with our crab cakes. What a slutmonkey!