Slutathon 

This is when a female goes on an excessive sex spree so fast it’s like she’s running thru partners like one runs through mile markers in a marathon. It can also be referred to as a joke when a friend is too buy running through men like a marathon to see their friends. It can be used in conjunction with a year town or county.

A competition between friends to see how many men’s lives they can ruin by sleeping with them and moving to the next.

One can be on a slutathon when they have multiple consecutive or concurrent sexual partners.

“Have you heard from Ashley? “
“No she’s been too busy winning the slutathon Chenango County award for most partners of the decade.

Anika is is the slutathon champion of Wisconsin successfully stealing men using her baby daddy’s house when they have no where else to go. Then she accuses them of falsely beating her. She is still on a slutathon still screwing her baby daddy and playing victim to him and her other boyfriend.

Slutathon by MaxieCurtis December 24, 2020

sextathon 

A sextathon, like a marathon, but with sex, begins usually in the late afternoon and goes into the wee hours of the morning. Just when you think it will end, it doesn't , because one person just keeps going and going. A sextathon can last hours leaving the parties feeling dehydrated and a bit sore.

I am exhausted, didn't get any sleep. I started this sextathon with my BF and he just kept going , and going. Took me a few days to recover.

sextathon by Funny Moms May 27, 2016

slutton

A slutton is a person addicted to befriending sluts, or engaging in activity with them.A slutton seems to find comfort in the company of sluts, whether for sexual relief, or simply to make themselves feel better. Some sluttons do indeed join close friendships with sluts. Sluttons are mysterious but not uncommon creatures who can normallly be found in the phonebook of a slut.

"Why is he always hanging out with these girls?"
"I don't know, he's such a slutton".

slutton by Nana93 May 7, 2009

Greetings and Salutations 

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

Greetings and Salutations by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011

salutations 

Salutations are fancy greetings very rarely used in today's world. Most people who say "salutations" are laughed at or made fun of, but it is still a really cool way to say hello.

Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?

salutations by Lord Razzola September 6, 2006

Slutalong

a male or female tag-a-long that you put up with only because of the fact they will have sex with you

I have this slutalong that is super annoying but will have sex on a minutes notice.

Slutalong by mythmker May 4, 2009

Slutton

A fat, horny slut. Preys on the weak and vunerable.

"What the shit happened last night? I woke up in bed with *insert fat horny slut*"

"Yea you dont wanna get drunk around her, shes a slutton"

Slutton by isotonicsportsdrink January 26, 2012