Slurzing
Shorthand for eating ass
Slurzing by Wyspussyhole May 14, 2020
Words you can keep
Semen Slurping
A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.
Semen Slurping by karqz May 8, 2021
Slurping Syndrome
A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.
Slurping Syndrome by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010
Dick-slurping run
A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.
Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run
Guy B: Hey can I come along too?
Guy A: No it's a one seater
Guy B: Hey can I come along too?
Guy A: No it's a one seater
Dick-slurping run by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014
slurring your text
(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.
slurring your text by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010
Word of the Day on February 5, 2010
Street Slurping
She received some nice street slurping while she was driving her boyfriend to school.
"Hey Wally, I'm feeling frisky"
"How bout I street slurp the fuck out of you"
"Hey Wally, I'm feeling frisky"
"How bout I street slurp the fuck out of you"
Street Slurping by EHarps and Walldeezy March 12, 2014
Slurping Oyster
Vigorous cunnilingus performed on a female that results in copious vaginal lubrication. The sound of the tongue rubbing up against the genitalia resembles the sound made when consuming a raw oyster.
Chris: yo man did you hook up with her last night?
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.
Slurping Oyster by BIGDICKNICK May 19, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026