Slurvanian

Slurvanian is the international language spoken by drunk assholes everywhere, once they have consumed way to much alcohol

Drunk Guy- Heeey Slluuutt i-i-im drlunks wunnaa fluck?
Sober Slut- What?
Drunk Guy- loook herrr iimm drlunks snuck ma paanis
Sober Slut- Are you speaking Slurvanian?
Sober Slut- I'm not sure what your saying but 20$ sucky sucky

by Plenty Of Horror December 18, 2013