Slurvanian is the international language spoken by drunk
assholes everywhere, once they have consumed way to much alcohol
Drunk Guy- Heeey Slluuutt i-i-im drlunks wunnaa fluck?
Sober Slut- What?
Drunk Guy- loook herrr iimm drlunks snuck ma paanis
Sober Slut- Are you speaking Slurvanian?
Sober
Slut- I'm not sure what your saying but 20$ sucky sucky
