slurming

The movement of a snail or slug on a solid surface. The sound is very similar to one slurping away on a straw, or or very bad kissing

Look at that slugg slurming away.

by TheTrueMagicTurtle March 5, 2019

Semen Slurping

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

by karqz May 8, 2021

Slurping Syndrome

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

Dick-slurping run

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.

Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014

slurring your text

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010

Occupational Slumming

Taking a job that is beneath a person's education or skill level as a means of retreat from adult responsibilities and/or avoiding possible failure in one's true occupation.

Although he was trained to be an architect, Hank took a job at Burger King instead because he didn't believe he'd be able to design a building that anyone would be interested in financing. His parents were disappointed by Hank's obvious occupational slumming.

by Johnny Z. Styles May 28, 2010

Street Slurping

The opposite of road head. The act of getting your pussy licked while driving.

She received some nice street slurping while she was driving her boyfriend to school.

"Hey Wally, I'm feeling frisky"
"How bout I street slurp the fuck out of you"

by EHarps and Walldeezy March 12, 2014