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Slumshot 

Surprise facial cumshot on an unsuspecting sleeping homeless person.
Joey couldn't help himself when after a bar crawl he came across an alley snoozer with his mouth agape. Joey got run down and stabbed after his slumshot recipient woke up. He couldn't run that fast with his pants down, poor Joey.
Slumshot by Cher Mooda July 7, 2025
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Slugshot 

Guys who send selfies to women with their cock out.
Plural.......Slugshots
Sent this Beautiful Blond on Tinder a Slugshot...........Didn't get a reply.....
Slugshot by GS71 April 7, 2015
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scumshot 

When you lay a piece of poop horizontally over a girl's belly button and shoot semen through or on top of the piece of poop.
Man,I gave that bitch a scumshot last night.
scumshot by Nay Nay September 18, 2008

slugshot 

When a guy cums so hard on a girls face, it leaves a "Slug" like pattern on her
I slugshoted on her face... :D
slugshot by Shaggy1023 October 3, 2014

Baltimore Slamshot 

Where someone deuces (poops) themselves and takes there underwear off with the deuce still in and slingshot it at someone’s (hopefully in the face”
I just hit lil marlin with the Baltimore slamshot
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