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slowding 

Slow loading internet access on a computer. Combination of slow and loading.
The computer is slowding.
slowding by Martha Gomez August 12, 2007

Slowking 

A Big nosed nigga that looks like a Grotle
(David otherwise know as sensational gp)

youtube.com/sensationalgp
"STOP ATTACKING ME , I AM NOT A THREAT TO YOU. CATCH THIS STONE EDGE BITCH" - David 2015

( a slowking supporter)
Slowking by INHALEDEEZNUTSBICTH April 6, 2016

slowzinski 

the term given to describe a really, really slow swimmer.
person 1: OMG! nolan slowzinski swam a 1:49 yesterday!
person 2: in his 200?! thats not bad...
person 1: NO IN HIS 100!!!

person 1 and 2: LOL!
slowzinski by peter posted. August 26, 2006

SlowDingo 

He’s literally the best speed runner ever. Don’t ever compare yourself to him EVER
Yo slowdingo can really cshlippy
SlowDingo by NotSlowDingo July 13, 2021

Slowking 

The most powerful pokemon of all. Also, the smartest pokemon of all.
You got full marks again? You are not a Slowking, are you?
Slowking by Slowking March 30, 2009
The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.
John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"
Slowing by HandFlapper403 May 11, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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