Slowling

A person who moves so slowly that it compromises the sanity of all those around him/her, leading to chaos and destruction.

"Why are you such a bleeding, dirty mess?"

"There was a slowling who held up traffic at the end of Route 3. It took him an hour and a half just to merge onto 128. The other drivers got so infuriated that they rioted, and my car got overturned. I had to crawl the rest of the way to work."

Slowling by Dinosaur-kicker September 29, 2012

slowding 

Slow loading internet access on a computer. Combination of slow and loading.

The computer is slowding.

slowding by Martha Gomez August 12, 2007

Slowking 

A Big nosed nigga that looks like a Grotle
(David otherwise know as sensational gp)

youtube.com/sensationalgp

"STOP ATTACKING ME , I AM NOT A THREAT TO YOU. CATCH THIS STONE EDGE BITCH" - David 2015

( a slowking supporter)

Slowking by INHALEDEEZNUTSBICTH April 6, 2016

Slowzing 

That state that you reach during a long airplane flight which is somewhere between sleeping and dozing. You wake up thinking you have slept for an hour but only five minutes have passed.

"Gawd that flight back from Asia was long and all I got was slowzing."

Slowzing by DrPhil October 15, 2009

scowling

1. To look at someone with a wierdly angry face.

2. To punish someone.

"I wonder why that hot chick's alway scowling in a corner".

"Dad scowled me last night for just a little pity sex".

scowling by Seemen January 11, 2009

SlowDingo 

He’s literally the best speed runner ever. Don’t ever compare yourself to him EVER

Yo slowdingo can really cshlippy

SlowDingo by NotSlowDingo July 13, 2021

Slowking 

The most powerful pokemon of all. Also, the smartest pokemon of all.

You got full marks again? You are not a Slowking, are you?

Slowking by Slowking March 30, 2009