Slowron 

A slow moron

Don’t be such a slowron !!!

Slowron by Jammer350 October 15, 2019

skowronskism

Something one does to assert his dominance in a way that makes the surrounding individuals know that he is the alpha male. This may include: informing other people that things are "Pussy shit", spraying your genitals with cologne, invading someone's personal space, raising one's voice to top everyone else, emphasizing the word "LITERALLY!", not tipping pizza delivery guys (unless they are hot chicks) and informing other people that you are alpha.

Joe "Hey Bob, want to play basketball tonight?"
David "HEY GUYS THAT IS LITERALLY PUSSY SHIT"
Bob "No it is not stop trying to be alpha"
David "WHATEVER, I AM GOING TO THE GYM AFTER I DON'T TIP, EAT A PIZZA, AND SPRAY MY DICK WITH COLOGNE"
Bob (aside) "Wow what a bunch of skowronskisms!"

skowronskism by Philip Oliver Holz September 1, 2013

slowroll 

Teasing the opponent by not showing the winning hand until the opponent thinks he has won

I've got AQ, dont slowroll me if you've got AK

slowroll by madone January 14, 2008

slowroll 

When someone leads you to believe that you have won a hand in poker, but then turns over a very strong hand.

"I was offended at the way Brad slowrolled me," Jim said.
"What did he do, exactly?" Joe said.
"At the showdown when I turned over my cards, he didn't turns his up after seeing my hand. While I was collecting the chips, he turned over the nuts."

slowroll by Alex Baker October 31, 2004

slowrun 

Completing a game with the intent of having the slowest possible time, often in competition with other slowrunners to have the best, slowest time. Many slowruns last several hours, days, or even weeks. Slowruns are often viewed as videos or demos.

Hey, have you beaten Myst yet?

No, I've been recording my slowrun since 1994.

slowrun by Speed Racer Jackson May 11, 2008

SlowRun 

A slowrun is a run where you try to beat the game in slowest amount of time given

Mario 64, day 56 haven't reached the Time limit for this slowrun, if i pass that limit this will all for nothing, wish me luck.

SlowRun by Sp00ni September 23, 2017

skowronski 

Polish last name...not many of them out there.

"Yeah he's obviously polish, his last name is Skowronski."

skowronski by Patricia Harris February 19, 2015