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skowronskism

Something one does to assert his dominance in a way that makes the surrounding individuals know that he is the alpha male. This may include: informing other people that things are "Pussy shit", spraying your genitals with cologne, invading someone's personal space, raising one's voice to top everyone else, emphasizing the word "LITERALLY!", not tipping pizza delivery guys (unless they are hot chicks) and informing other people that you are alpha.
Joe "Hey Bob, want to play basketball tonight?"
David "HEY GUYS THAT IS LITERALLY PUSSY SHIT"
Bob "No it is not stop trying to be alpha"
David "WHATEVER, I AM GOING TO THE GYM AFTER I DON'T TIP, EAT A PIZZA, AND SPRAY MY DICK WITH COLOGNE"
Bob (aside) "Wow what a bunch of skowronskisms!"
skowronskism by Philip Oliver Holz September 1, 2013
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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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