Sloppy Socks 

When you dropped an ice cube and forgot to kick it under the fridge so it melts and you step in it later

Christian didn’t kick that ice under the fridge, now I have sloppy socks!

Sloppy Socks by ZombieMortality November 3, 2021

sloppy sock puppet 

when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.

last night for my birthday

my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.

sloppy sock puppet by dickweed69 October 11, 2014

Sloppy sock dock 

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.

Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends

Sloppy sock dock by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016

slippy sock house 

Where you go when you try to get an abortion of yourself...

Ryn:"i tried breathing under water yesterday, and now im in the slippy sock house."

slippy sock house by Zawasbaby December 3, 2021

Slappy Sacks 

A game both similar and incredibly different to tummy sticks. The game is played between to males, who take turn slapping each other in the balls. The game finishes once a player taps out. The loser then must give the winner sloppy toppy

Carl: My throat really hurts right now
Pete: Why's that
Carl: I played a game of Slappy Sacks with Jimmy yesterday, and I lost

Slappy Sacks by Theforbiddengamemaster May 5, 2025