sloppy jaloppy
sloppy jaloppy by isleeks October 17, 2018
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Sloppy jaloppy
When you smashin form the back and you pull yo sosij out and pour your manly milk on your palm and then smack the shit out to girl with it.
Yo ma mans bob Ross gave his girl a sloppy jaloppy last night and fractured her skull and got that shit all up in. Her eyes
Sloppy jaloppy by Wellfuckmybuttandcallmejimmy December 30, 2018
Sloppy Jaloppy
A women that's had many sexual partners in her 20s and claims that she still wants love in her 30s/40s
Sloppy Jaloppy by Mr. LandeR December 4, 2020
Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe
When you are having sexual intercourse you ejaculate on to you're partners chin then you’re partner inhales you’re semen then you urinate on to you’re partners nipples this will cause yore partner to have a granny fit. You will then get worried and bake some waffles and massage them on to her buttocks, this will revive her and take a dump on to her nose this will make her go "yes"
Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009
Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy
Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy by Cleft lardson January 22, 2021
Sloppy jloppy
When two people are having sex and the guy pulls out,cums on his hand and slaps the girl in the face with the cum filled hand
Sloppy jloppy by Jakeloveslard May 23, 2018
sloppy jalopy
A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.
sloppy jalopy by geoff May 20, 2005
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