sloppy jaloppy

The act of when you bust a nut in your hand and smack the girl your having sex with in the face

I really want chris to give a sloppy jaloppy it would be funny

sloppy jaloppy by isleeks October 17, 2018

Sloppy jaloppy

When you smashin form the back and you pull yo sosij out and pour your manly milk on your palm and then smack the shit out to girl with it.

Yo ma mans bob Ross gave his girl a sloppy jaloppy last night and fractured her skull and got that shit all up in. Her eyes

Sloppy jaloppy by Wellfuckmybuttandcallmejimmy December 30, 2018

Sloppy Jaloppy

A women that's had many sexual partners in her 20s and claims that she still wants love in her 30s/40s

Men, don't settle for a Sloppy Jaloppy, she had her fun.

Sloppy Jaloppy by Mr. LandeR December 4, 2020

Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe 

When you are having sexual intercourse you ejaculate on to you're partners chin then you’re partner inhales you’re semen then you urinate on to you’re partners nipples this will cause yore partner to have a granny fit. You will then get worried and bake some waffles and massage them on to her buttocks, this will revive her and take a dump on to her nose this will make her go "yes"

B: I had a sloppy jaloppy chin wipe whit my wife
J: I also had one with my hamster

Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy 

The group of significant figures that are praised on sloppy joe Tuesday

Ben: Hey wanna go pray to the sloppy jaloppy big man on toppy
Joe: Bet

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy by Cleft lardson January 22, 2021

Sloppy jloppy 

When two people are having sex and the guy pulls out,cums on his hand and slaps the girl in the face with the cum filled hand

I gave sarah a sloppy jloppy she was pissed after!

Sloppy jloppy by Jakeloveslard May 23, 2018

sloppy jalopy 

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

sloppy jalopy by geoff May 20, 2005