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Term used when your diarrhoea is so violent, you’re not just wiping your hole, but you need to wipe both arse cheeks. Alternatively, a quick shower will help clean up any mess you’ve made on yourself.
Rylan: “Chook! I need a new toilet bowl after that!”
Timothy: “Aw why Chook?!”
Rylan: “I just done a massive sloppy ja-loppy and I may need to have a shower now!”
by AwYouAreJokin February 13, 2018
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When you smashin form the back and you pull yo sosij out and pour your manly milk on your palm and then smack the shit out to girl with it.
Yo ma mans bob Ross gave his girl a sloppy jaloppy last night and fractured her skull and got that shit all up in. Her eyes
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by Wellfuckmybuttandcallmejimmy December 30, 2018
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The act of when you bust a nut in your hand and smack the girl your having sex with in the face
I really want chris to give a sloppy jaloppy it would be funny
by isleeks October 17, 2018
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