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Term used when your diarrhoea is so violent, you’re not just wiping your hole, but you need to wipe both arse cheeks. Alternatively, a quick shower will help clean up any mess you’ve made on yourself.
Rylan: “Chook! I need a new toilet bowl after that!”
Timothy: “Aw why Chook?!”
Rylan: “I just done a massive sloppy ja-loppy and I may need to have a shower now!”
by AwYouAreJokin February 13, 2018
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The act of when you bust a nut in your hand and smack the girl your having sex with in the face
I really want chris to give a sloppy jaloppy it would be funny
by isleeks October 17, 2018
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