Slapface 

A new Olympic sport. Invented by Jim Halpert, it is a two player game. Player one starts by slapping player two. Make it, Take it. The first player to reach eleven points wins. Dwight Schrute is a naturally talented at this sport. As seen in The Office.

Bro! Do you wanna go play some slapface later?

Slapface by Slapfacer October 8, 2008

Slamfaced

The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.

Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.

Slamfaced by Morgnt February 4, 2013

slap face month 

october is slap face month becuase if anyone tries to slap my ass you will get slapped back 😘😘

did you know it’s slap face month?

slap face month by Katie yasss September 29, 2019

Slap Face October 

You have a free pass to slap anyone in the month of October.

Did you know its Slap Face October?

Slap Face October by Thanathopy September 29, 2019

Slopface 

A women who takes in minor leaguers in hopes that they will get retardedly drunk and bang her 450 pound ass.

Hey, Slopface, Put down that camera and go make some more Texas toast.

Slopface by sloparoo October 19, 2009

Slarface 

verb; to sleep, in Conehead language, as seen in the 1993 Dan Aykroyd film "Coneheads"

"Time for slarface."

Slarface by Zedonk February 6, 2010

Slap Face

1) Oppiste of Kick Ass
2) Short for "slap in the face"

Guy 1: That girl just turned me down cuz she heard I had a small package.

Guy 2: Dude, that is slap face.

Slap Face by greyfrog April 28, 2009