slonge

A gopping vagina, one that smells after a night out, or due to a lack of feminine hygiene. a disco fanny. Also a term used when something in general is disgusting, horrid and vile.

"That girls skirt is so short I can see her baggy slonge"

Girl 1- "Have you just opened a tin of cat food?"
Girl 2- "No that's my Gopping Slonge"

by n-conte October 31, 2010

Slonge

When one rubs a body part (usually the hand) on another's neck. This will result in a brief but distinct choking noise.

"dude, i'm gonna go slonge Bridget"
"cool man"
"CKKKKKKKKKHHH"

by Joe/Dan/Kevin January 3, 2009

Slonge slap

When you fuck a bitch up with your massive slonge

Oi you little slag I'm gonna slonge slap you get over here you filthy bitch bruv

by Battychickenlikka123 November 29, 2016

slongin on the long dong

Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!

Pure ecstasy..

I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !

by anonymous November 7, 2017

Word Sponge

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

Slongar

noun

1. an inhabitant of Summerlin

2. refers to a way of life among natives
adjective

relating to the yung nigga Slongar

Oh my god, we just got scored on by a couple of Slongars.

by yellowflame36 December 3, 2020

Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019