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When you take a mighty slurp. Deviation of slurp, sip, suck, etc etc, in a doggo language (cronch, lorge etc etc).

Usually used in a joking manner/sarcastic way to insinuate that you are going slurp something inedible.
Jacob: I heard cup of noodles gives you cancer.

Junior: (sticking a fork in a cup of noodles) Slormp!
Slormp by Verycarefully June 13, 2017
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Romp Slompin 

The act of indulging in masturbating with feces using only the right hand, while at the same time with the head is inserted into a toilet (Used or unused I personally prefer used) the left hand is then spat on for lube and used to finger the anus furiously until ejaculation.
Bro last night my girl sent me nudes so I sent her a video of me romp slompin. I guess she didn't think it was as hot as I thought it was because now i'm a registered sex offender.
Romp Slompin by Papa Lasaga January 24, 2020
highly versatile word which can be used as an adjective, verb, noun or expletive and whose meaning can be determined by both the tone and context it is expressed in.

also, slomp walk; a dance in which an individual raises closed hands above their head, points the head down, eyes closed and proceed to shake fists on either side of head, moving hips in opposite direction, not necessarily in rythem with the music.
That is a slompy idea.

Were you just slomping up the stairs? I could hear you from the basement.

Your dog just slomped on my shoe.

What the slomp?
slomp by BLT Debbie November 7, 2010
1. A female who can't resist the cock.

2. A slut or a ho
"Dude, Jenny is such a slompa"

"We need to go find some slompas at the bar tonight"
Slompa by t-14 January 15, 2009

Slompywampleybearstribeastyti 

Dude, look at those slompywampleybearstribeastytis!
A fat penis that has a crusty foreskin and belongs to a homosexual.
Doctor, The cream you gave me doesn't aid my Slompis.
Slompis by Crapmigs January 14, 2011
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