Slobyte 

The slowest friend in your group,click, posse, etc. Very Lovable but he's to slow to even understand what love is or even to understand what understanding is...

Also a very average Break Dancer.

Girl:Hey what do you call cheese thats not yours?
Boy:Uh idk
Girl:NATCHO CHEESE HAHAHA!
Boy:I dont get it....
Girl: Its a joke get it...nacho cheese?
Boy:whats a joke?....
Girl: YOUR SUCH A SLOBYTE!

Slobyte by SloByte November 10, 2010

Red Slobster 

The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.

Ex.1

50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!

Ex. 2

Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!

Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.

Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.

Red Slobster by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009

slobster

n.

1. The most expensive thing on the menu, ostentatiously ordered for its price alone, derived from the combination of the words "steak" and "lobster."
2. One who orders such a thing when taken out.
3. One who brings a date to a restaurant or lounge where such things are routinely ordered.

1. Man, that girl with the big ass fake titties over totally just ordered the slobster.
2. Man, that slobster hosed me. She ordered the filet mignon and a 50-year-old scotch then went to the bar with someone else.
3. Look at all the fugging slobsters in that sushi lounge.

slobster by andersonvillain November 11, 2009

Red Slobster 

A red-faced drunkard. One who is sloppy. Who's actions can't be controlled nor remembered.

Jeff is the Red Slobster tonight.

Red Slobster by Bigzezee April 21, 2011

slobster butter 

The excess saliva that drips off the penis when recieving oral sex.

" I need to clean my sheets, they're soaked with slobster butter."

slobster butter by Fuck shit ass March 16, 2016

slobster

A derogatory term used to insult members of the street gang bloods. A cross between the terms slob and gangster.

"Ay cuzz, if a nigga callz u a 'Crab', call that foo a 'Slobster'!!

slobster by 187 MOb Cripsta April 17, 2008

Slobster

Someone who is a sloppy kisser and has crabs.

You didn't tell me your roommate was a slobster girl.

Slobster by Jelly Belly Greg August 25, 2009