Slobone

A person that keeps poor hygiene and/or messy living quarters.

When kate heard Mike bragging about how he showers once every two weeks, she knew right then, and there, that Mike was, in fact, a slobone.

by xjakxthexripperx August 8, 2014

Soboner

Someone who acts like they're high even though they never did drugs in their life. From sober and stoner.

Did you see Mark's analysis of Power Puff Girls? He's such a soboner!

by Ganondox March 5, 2017

slobonma

A family in the ligma diseases.

Guy 1: did you hear about the slobonma epidemic yesterday.
Guy 2: Whats slobonma?
Guy 1: slobonma knob bitch

by seplin September 5, 2018

slobon

A joke fucktards fall for

Wendy: where is the kitchen

Candice: next to the slobon
Wendy: what the hell is a slobon

Candice: slobon this dick
lamar: Nigaaaaa

by Niggerjew69.o͟͟͟͞͞͞r͟͟͟͞͞͞g͟͟͟͞͞͞ July 12, 2021

Slybone

The Mexican Ho

Slybone Is Making Money On The Corner

by Kuntinue November 15, 2003

Slobover

1. Noun A sleepover/slumber party where the only things done are to do with slobbing around, lying around, doing nothing, eating, watching TV, playing XBox and prank calling people.

1. Cindy: There's nothing on this weekend. Wanna sleepover at my house and watch twenty episodes of Skins?
Rachel: I think you mean, wanna SLOBOVER at my house and watch twenty episodes of Skins...

2. Logan: I've run out of weed, let's play 24 hours straight of XBox!
Matt: ..... let's spoon too

by gossiG May 15, 2009

slob one's nob

(slôb ' wûns ' nôb) vt- to suck one's penis, especially in a sloppy manner.

"That sloppy bitch slobbed my nob and then I sent her on her way."

by Bran Cron March 30, 2004