sloam

A disturbing situation or thing or person that squelches and/or glurps

Don't be such a sloam you fuckass

by linear soul child July 31, 2003

Sloam

A. To hurl or throw an object across a room in distaste for it's use. Often caused by frustration and accompanied by uncontrollable foul language. Usually an object that is either no longer working, or is unable to be used properly by an individual.

B. To be befouled or violated by an individual in a disgusting manner. Usually sexual by nature.

a. "He sloamed it across the room"

b. " I was sloamed at the weekend"

by Carne May 21, 2007

slambunctious

The act of doing totally idiotic things when you are drunk, e.g. punching holes in the wall, throwing beer bottles at cars on the freeway, or grinding on the lead guitarist. Being "slammed" and "rambunctious" at the same time.

Ralph: Damn, did Diesel flip over the pool table again after the band left?

Howard: Yea, that jackass was absolutely slambunctious last night.

by philthy901 December 16, 2010

slam the fart

A term used by popular streamer xqc's chat where they spam this as he notoriously known for both slamming his desk and farting. Normally it is slammed by pepegas

'Slam the fart gachihyper'

by Juice lord January 23, 2020

SCoaMF

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

An empty suit propped up by the media reading old tired Marxist tripe from a teleprompter.

A vapid celebrity or politician incapable of originating or uttering a coherent thought without a teleprompter or cue cards.

Someone demonstrably stupid and yet convinced of their own infallibility, even though unable to think or emote.

A politician or celebrity who has no resume, no plan, no clue, and cannot speak without someone telling them what to say.

Did you hear that Obama has decided food stamps create jobs?

Yeah. What a SCoaMF.

by sifty boones August 22, 2011

Eyeball Sac Slam

When a girl is eating out a man's ass salad tossingand he's jerking off at the same time. The balls are slapping the girl in the eyeballs.

I thought my friend got in a car accident... but really she had been eyeball sac slammed by her boyfriend

by nrbrown March 31, 2009

slam the basket

When a negro pursues a personal vendetta against another negro. (commonly of a rival gang) This vendetta is preformed alone with out any assistance from his posse. Similar to how when preforming a slam dunk in a game of basket ball the dunker takes the ball to the hoop alone and is responsible for the outcomes he will face.

"I'm going to slam the basket, you can't come with me Tyrone"

by The African Fonzie November 4, 2012