Sloadie

A slow roadie (road cyclist) that couldn’t catch a cold if said cold was running backwards.

Prerequisites: bike will have skinny tyres and drop bars, rider will possess an innate inability to travel faster than 15mph (10mph if wet) and be oblivious to their status as little more than street furniture.

See also: matching pro team lycra kit, panniers

Typical Behaviour: will meander slowly down the middle of wide cycle lanes defeating all attempts from other cyclists to overtake. If when reaching a junction the light is red, the Sloadie will position itself in front of all other cyclists then proceed to move off slowly on green having neglected to choose an appropriate gear. Often this will be accompanied with several failed attempts to “clip in” to the pedals they bought 18 months ago but still haven’t quite got the hang of yet.

Sorry I’m late, I got stuck behind a Sloadie

by Donkey Wrong January 23, 2016

sloading

slowly loading webpage

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.

by fx422 October 20, 2008

Sloading

Due to slow connections or lag, stuff takes a long time to load sometimes, causing sloading.

"Check this page out! insert URL here"
"Oh man!"
"What?"
"It's slooooooading i.e. sloading!"

by Grebmops January 18, 2007

Sloaded

The act of getting beligerently drunk and loaded in the vicinity of San Luis Obispo, CA, while making horrible mistakes and definitely losing your dignity.

WARNING: May result in death.

Dominic, Ryan, Vinnie, E-Boner, Leif, Beau, Nick, and Gibi's got way to Sloaded Halloween weekend.

by Brokellar November 1, 2010

sloading

When something loads very slowly.

"My computer is sloading! For fuck's sake!

by alfredopunkin July 13, 2013

Bust a Sloagie

To jump from a moving vehicle, out of frustration or in times of mental duress.

"The date got off to such a slow start, I thought I was going to have to bust a Sloagie."

by David Goodis, of course July 4, 2004

Roadie Soadie

To crack open a beer in the car (usually after work) and drive around and drink the beer

Todd gave the dumb whore a roadie soadie until she puked it back up in his truck.

by Todd R. Janko May 24, 2006