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Slithered Fat Timmies

Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.
Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.

Shitorexia 

Shitorexia is a poop disorder characterized by a refusal to accept pooping as a normal daily cycle. Shitorexics often feel strong urges to poop, but deny themselves all but the very smallest of poops. Shitorexics create a distorted negative image of their poops and foster regimes in connection with their poops. They are often incapable of pooping when placed in non-regime environments.

Shitorexia occurs in the ratio of one male per billion females.
Jane and John were at a concert. Suddenly they had to go home early. Shitorexia had struck again.
Shitorexia by PopeMichael January 15, 2011

slithered 

to get fucked up, crunk,or trashed etc
Man, right after I get off work I'm swingin' by the bo.de.ga and pickin' up a fifth a' some Takka an' gettin' slithered.
slithered by andrew May 21, 2004

Slothosexual

Being sexually attracted to a sloth, and will usually get turned on by their slowness, because damn that's sexy.
"What's your sexuality?"
"I'm a slothosexual and proud." ;)
Slothosexual by Adora :)) March 7, 2017

slothore 

Look at that slothore
slothore by ytnigchow June 10, 2017

Slithered 

(v.) caught being a snake
Susan got slithered when she was making out with Brad last night.”
Slithered by Mae Kae Sunner June 10, 2019