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slippery tomato 

a slippery tomato is when a female has her period all over a smooth floor surface then the male partner curls into a ball then rools his balled up body through the the trail of bloody discharge face first into the female's reach where she will then forcefuly and unexpecidly thrust his face into her bloody vagina.
did you hear about tom giving amanda a slippery tomato last night?

NO!!! what a sick bastard
slippery tomato by poopy97 June 14, 2011

slippery tip

When a bitch cant fit the whole dick in her mouf so she just tounge tickles the tip
I was gonna get some head from this chick but she couldn't fit most of the dick in her mouf so I settled for some slippery tip

Slippery Taco 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and diarrhea comes out her ass, then slides down, lubing up her pussy.
1. My lady's pussy is so dry, last night I made chili just for the glimmer of hope to get a slippery taco.

2. It's not a real slippery taco unless there is a piece of corn hanging on to his nuts when he pulls out.
Slippery Taco by DaXymbiont May 20, 2015

slippery tube dude 

A common internet name for the snake

its somewhere in the middle of nope rope and boop noodle
Person 1: Oh heck it's a danger noodle!
Person 2: No man it's my slippery tube dude

Slippery Tapdance 

The sexual term for recieving a foot job in the shower and/or bathtub.
Person 1: Did you hear LeeRoy got a slippery tapdance from Dave last night?
Person 2: It was the dirtiest shower he ever took.
Slippery Tapdance by liqher hunters February 24, 2011

Slippery tummy 

To lather someones stomach in cum or salvia by licking or ejaculating.
Ex :give me cummies on my stomach i want a slippery tummy .
Slippery tummy by Kipperson March 18, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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