3 definitions by DaXymbiont
When two men choose to engage in mutual masturbation, implementing a "thumb war" grip and jerking themselves off simultaneously, locked at the knuckles.
by DaXymbiont February 7, 2018
A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!
"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."
"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
by DaXymbiont August 10, 2022
When you are fucking a girl doggy style and diarrhea comes out her ass, then slides down, lubing up her pussy.
1. My lady's pussy is so dry, last night I made chili just for the glimmer of hope to get a slippery taco.
2. It's not a real slippery taco unless there is a piece of corn hanging on to his nuts when he pulls out.
2. It's not a real slippery taco unless there is a piece of corn hanging on to his nuts when he pulls out.
by DaXymbiont May 19, 2015