A person who finishes way too fast but acts like they just pulled off the greatest performance of all time. Like a slingshot that fires prematurely and then pretends it was a perfect shot, a Sling-Ray barely lasts but still does a victory lap. They’re out here celebrating like they broke records, but the game barely even started.
“My tinder date last night was done in under a minute, then rolled over like he just won gold at the bedroom Olympics. Straight-up Sling-Ray behavior.”
by Lex-O-Mech February 08, 2025