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Slimeballs 

you slimeballs are killing me.
josh, mark, and i have a text thread filled with screenshots of the hilarious stuff you guys do - Tyler Joseph
Slimeballs by NotJoshDun April 15, 2019

slimeballs 

the condition of a man's testicles on an extremely hot and humid day.
"Today was 92 with 80% humidity - i have a major case of slimeballs."
slimeballs by Tonybotz August 26, 2013

Slipballs 

The act of squeesing the left testicle, twisting it counter clockwise four times. Compress the left testicle, you can use great force, or a hammer/mallet if you need to. Take the right testicle and twist it clockwise seven times. Then make a loop with your left testicle, as you would a shoelace. Forcefull insert your right testicle through the loop. Twist both testicles in opposite directions like a double helix. After this, make another loop with your right testicle and push your left testicle through that loop. Then release your testicles. The compression of the left nut will make it near impossible to undo. Then slide your right nut up and down just like a slip knot. To undo, use icy hot. Dont forget to Crisco your balls before hand. Enjoy.
Once the hot bitches saw my SlipBalls, they wanted me inside them.

Slimeball 

someone who has the most slippery slimy personality ever.
person 1: what you doing tonight, seeing the girlfriend?
person 2: which one?
person 1: you absolute slimeball.
Slimeball by Griffi November 14, 2005

Slimeball 

A sneaky person that only likes to benefit from a situation.
Heff’s didn’t pay JR for his work. That slimeball said he gave the money to the seasonal work to skip the tab.
Slimeball by Foomie March 1, 2023