Shiteology : the art of talking shite especially when stoned or hammered or both. Very similar to the psychological practice of 'free association' whereby one says the first thing that comes into one's mind. SHITEOLOGIST : a practitioner of the art of shiteology.
For example :
Sean : Jayzus Christ, would ya look at the time, it's 5 in the morning. What the fuck have we been talking about...
Mick : I don't know, a load of random crap. Basically, a load of complete shiteology...
Tyler: "Dude, I feel like a lost soul.. I don't know what to do with my life.
Scott: "Have you ever heard of shiedeology? It will change your life and give you direction."
Brandon: "You guys and your damn cults."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"