Definitions by NWA10000
Pussy whisperer
A female personal trainer to wealthy indolent women, originally in the Hamptons, who pleasures her clients in the absence of her preoccupied husband.
Hillary paid her pussy whisperer ever since she and her husband Bill had lost interest in each other.
Pussy whisperer by NWA10000 May 23, 2016
slickster
Within minutes of meeting Blythe, The Slickster sweet talked her into letting him fuck her in all three holes and investing all her money.
Illinois enema bandit
Subject of frank Zappa song and later a movie who tied up female victims , robbed them, and gave them an enema before leaving.
She wanted Michael to fuck her but he went Illinois enema bandit on her ,tied her up and reamed her out with hot soapy water causing projectile diarhea.
Illinois enema bandit by NWA10000 January 18, 2015
Can I get fries with that
A stupid question to ridicule a stupid offer, like a pushy salesperson, like they're working at a fast food drive up window...as opposed to "bite me, Biach"
Can I get fries with that by NWA10000 January 15, 2015
Plumber
Sex worker in a whorehouse who will perform acts of oral-anal sex the others cannot stand to , due to their relative delicacy.
Hilary wouldn't ream me out, but called in The Plumber who reamed me out good and rooted about like a truffle hound.