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Clickster 

Someone with way too much time on their hands who gets a cheap thrill by clicking on Google Adsense, Google Adword and other Sponsored Ads on searches and websites that he knows will cost that company a paid click even tho he has no intention of checking out the site or the product. Especially likes to click on sites belonging to larger companies or porn sites, with the click representing a little f*ck you to that company.
When a clickster has nothing better to do, a clickster does random Google searches and clicks on the paid ads to cost those companies a few cents each.
Clickster by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009
Words you can keep

clickster 

One of five members of the Clique. Found primarily in the vicinity of Washington, DC, but specifically known to favor the Capitol Hill and NorDu areas.

When observed in their natural habitat, clicksters are frequently seen:

1. drinking beer, brewing beer, talking about beer;

2. listening to music, making music, talking about music;

3. crab fighting, picking fights with bar girls, talking about zombie-fighting.

Though membership in the Clique is limited to the five original members (1. J-Dizzel, 2. J-Dizzel, 3. K-Dizzel, 4. K-Dizzel, 5. Cruise Director), they sometimes roll with a larger crew that includes Manny, Kenai, and occasionally Mr. Chucks.
Irrelevant Person: So what'd y'all get into last night?

K#4: We left the Players Club around 7 and went over to Clique Mansion for band practice. Picked up a 6-pack at McTalon's on the way, but we didn't need to because J-Dizzel had homebrew.

Irrelevant Person: Man, you guys are so cool. Can I hang with the Clique sometime?

J#1: Step off, son. Don't you know the Clique is for Clicksters?
clickster by S#5 July 16, 2008

clickster 

Any one person that fucks you over.
Being "clicked" by a clickster.
"You really clicked me on that one, you fuckin cunt!"

see "cunt" for definition
clickster by The Clickster January 8, 2004

flat clicker 

it’s a 2D plane that glows
it’s a motion stabilisation plateau

you put a laser on it but it doesn’t come with a laser
a.k.a. a mouse pad
Customer: I'm looking for a flat clicker
Worker: I'm not sure of what that is
Customer near yelling: A FLAT CLICKER!!!!
flat clicker by his_mum August 8, 2019

Chuckster 

Someone who chucks others. Talking to them usually results in you getting thrown.
I'm a chuckster!
Chuckster by Myax July 15, 2015

cookie clicker 

1.) a seemingly simple online game where the player clicks a cookie repeatedly, and can use the cookies made form clicking to "buy" other methods of making more cookies

2.) the fifth circle of hell
"Have you played the cookie clicker game yet?"

"Yeah. I quit when satan starting possessing the background."
cookie clicker by don't touch me August 20, 2013

clicktroll 

A person (usually a second rate journalist) who will deliberately post worthless but controversial articles that have no value other than to generate responses and thus drive traffic to the site of the publication that pays them.
Samantha Brick from the Daily Mail is nothing but a clicktroll as is Andrew Brown of the Guardian.
clicktroll by Fitall April 26, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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