Slickerdy

This is the noise a duck's feet makes when it walks across a marble floor, as in a courtroom or sanctuary in a chapel.

The ducks feet made a slickerdy sound as they left the witness box.

by Faeryn June 25, 2012

thomasville slicker

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.

Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"

by YungThomas April 19, 2014

slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016

City Slicker

City Slickers are usually seen behind the wheel of a Fancy german car, wearing Gucci loafers and sporting a Park avenue manicure (due to their belief in good grooming). They can't into farming, and will attempt to plant gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6, when they actually need a 7-8 max (See: Old simpson place)

Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy german car!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

slackery

Slackery - (sla-kuh-ree) N - the act of engaging in unproductive activities

I think I'll peform a little slackery once the boss has left.

by The Almighty Word Wizard July 8, 2005

city slicker

A person raised in the city and accustomed to life there.
This often leads to naivety in certain matters, and sometimes unusual prejudices.

This can be quite extreme, some displaying prejudice that is in it's own right as vile as that attributed to the average red neck.

Most of them though are quite decent folk who just don't know that you can change your car's oil yourself.

Sammy Cityboy: I didn't know you had a pocket knife! why do you have a knife?
Hank Hick: It comes in handy. See? I just used it to open this package.
Sammy Cityboy: So you don't use it to like kill people?
Hank Hick: No.
Sammy Cityboy: oh...ok.
Hank Hick: ...if I wanted to do that I'd use my 12 gauge.
*Sammy faints*
Hank Hick: Sam, you're such a city slicker...that was a joke...

by Joben July 20, 2008

Slackerdom

The state of slacking. Similar to how boredom is the state of being bored. It implies a deeper level of slacking off then merely saying "i've been slacking"

My week long slackerdom finally ended when I realized the test is tomorrow.

by Equar May 1, 2009