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Sleepturbating 

The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.
Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.

Dude: Whaddaya mean?

Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.

Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
Sleepturbating by emuishere December 20, 2009

Sneezure 

To sneeze several times uncontrollably, as though having a seizure.
My brother who has allergies woke me this morning when he was having one of his sneezures.
Sneezure by Gulstab April 23, 2008

sleepurbate 

The act of masturbating as to cause loss of stamina and increase of fatigue to induce sleep quickly.
Got a test tomorrow, better sleepurbate.
sleepurbate by whitebolo January 20, 2005

Sneezure 

Repetitive sneezing, A sneezing attack, Sneezing 5+ times in a short time
Emma couldn't stop sneezing, she was having a sneezure!
Sneezure by love_emily_2008 February 21, 2009

sneezure 

when a person sneezes more than 6 times in a row for no apparent reason.
Dude are you alright? You seem to be having a sneezure, Bobby.
sneezure by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010

Sleepycream

When you get raped in the ass when you least expect it or you wake up with a creampie
Goddammit, I got sleepycreamed
Sleepycream by natzijew45 September 17, 2021