Sleepzure

When you sleep and start kicking around and sometimes make weird noises. This is often because of your dream or nightmare. Sleepzures and sleep walking are not the same thing because you need to stay in bed for it to be a sleepzure.

Wow, did you see Paul's sleepzure last night? He accidently punched me in the jaw!

by Kacy Know-It-All November 16, 2016

Sleepturbating

The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.

Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.

Dude: Whaddaya mean?

Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.

Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.

by emuishere December 20, 2009

Sneezure

To sneeze several times uncontrollably, as though having a seizure.

My brother who has allergies woke me this morning when he was having one of his sneezures.

by Gulstab April 23, 2008

sleepurbate

The act of masturbating as to cause loss of stamina and increase of fatigue to induce sleep quickly.

Got a test tomorrow, better sleepurbate.

by whitebolo January 20, 2005

Sneezure

Repetitive sneezing, A sneezing attack, Sneezing 5+ times in a short time

Emma couldn't stop sneezing, she was having a sneezure!

by love_emily_2008 February 21, 2009

sneezure

when a person sneezes more than 6 times in a row for no apparent reason.

Dude are you alright? You seem to be having a sneezure, Bobby.

by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010

Sleepycream

When you get raped in the ass when you least expect it or you wake up with a creampie

Goddammit, I got sleepycreamed

by natzijew45 September 17, 2021