Sleazure

a sleaze induced seizure; a seizure induced by sleazy actions, people or circumstances

Man 1: Dude, check out that fat guy with the mullet and fu-manchu.
Man 2: Yeah, if i look at him too long I'll have a sleazure.

Sleazure by S.Cary September 7, 2007

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Sneazure

Event Of One Sneezing Uncontrollably Causing Him/Her To Make Strange Motions, As One Would Do While Having A Seizure.

Jace Had A Sneazure When He Dusted The Chalkboard Erasers

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To behave in an immoral, corrupt or sordid manner in an unhurried and relaxed fashion.

Guy 1: Yo, what's your plans for the weekend?
Guy 2: Man, I got so much time, I'm gonna spend all weekend sleazurely mackin on them honeys

sleazurely by PajamaParty September 19, 2016

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A sudden and unexpected attack of drowsiness or fatigue; passing out from exhaustion.

Archer: "I swear to God, if Mark makes me work double shifts one more time I'm going to..." *snore*
Holly: "What's wrong with him?"
Greg: "Sleezure."

Sleezure by lemon cup February 13, 2009

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When a person or animal has a seizure in their sleep.

Sarah went to the hospital because she had a sleizure.

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