Sleazure

a sleaze induced seizure; a seizure induced by sleazy actions, people or circumstances

Man 1: Dude, check out that fat guy with the mullet and fu-manchu.
Man 2: Yeah, if i look at him too long I'll have a sleazure.

by S.Cary September 7, 2007

Sneazure

Event Of One Sneezing Uncontrollably Causing Him/Her To Make Strange Motions, As One Would Do While Having A Seizure.

Jace Had A Sneazure When He Dusted The Chalkboard Erasers

by Jay Mthr Fckr May 30, 2009

sleazurely

To behave in an immoral, corrupt or sordid manner in an unhurried and relaxed fashion.

Guy 1: Yo, what's your plans for the weekend?
Guy 2: Man, I got so much time, I'm gonna spend all weekend sleazurely mackin on them honeys

by PajamaParty September 19, 2016

Sleezure

A sudden and unexpected attack of drowsiness or fatigue; passing out from exhaustion.

Archer: "I swear to God, if Mark makes me work double shifts one more time I'm going to..." *snore*
Holly: "What's wrong with him?"
Greg: "Sleezure."

by lemon cup February 13, 2009

Sleizure

When a person or animal has a seizure in their sleep.

Sarah went to the hospital because she had a sleizure.

by NewlyInventedWords January 14, 2026