Sleeppalm

The action of palming (touching) your sexual organs while your are sleeping

He was sleeppalming last night

by LePetitPalm June 21, 2020

Sleepfalling

The little spaz attack you get when you're falling asleep and think you're actually falling.

x: Why did you just do that? Are you having a seizure?
y: No, I was just sleepfalling.

by WhileyCoyote January 21, 2010

Sleepslam

A sneeky way you can enter your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whoever, when they are alseep either in the vagina, arsehole, mouth or wherever takes your fancy. Just make sure they don't wake up otherwise you'll just end up looking like a deviant.

Anthony: Hey man, I waited up last night until Karen fell asleep and sleepslammed her good.
Phil: Ah cool, serves her right for not sucking on your balls beforehand.
Anthony: Yeah, lucky she didn't wake up because I had my nuts in her arse.

by Anthony Rees September 27, 2007

Sleepwalker (song)

The most epic break-up song ever performed by a gay musician. Uses the element pf being stuck in a 'dream' (memory) of what seems to be a past relationship. Performed by Adam Lambert, a.k.a. Adam Glambert. Ends verses with 'Let me out of this dream'.

Tamara: Hey, Brittany, what's up with Danielle?

Brittany: Oh, she's just rocking out to the epic relationship anthem Sleepwalker (song).

Tamara: Okay...

by Loving Adam Lambert December 29, 2009

Sleepgasm

The instantaneous transition from orgasm to sleep. The sleepgasm is an evolutionary trait that male humans have adopted. Being able to fall asleep very quickly after sex made mating much easier by not having to talk to the woman after mating. Sleepgasming could increase a males mating frequency ten folds by not having to listen to that stupid bull shit pillow talk.

Jane was very mad at John for having a sleepgasm before she came.

by rugger4life10 November 10, 2009

Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.

John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…

by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021

Sleepgasm

NOT sleeping after orgasm!

A sleepgasm is the female version of a wet dream. Usually waking up and orgasming and probably squirting all over your pants.
Usually you'll be dreaming a sex dream but sometimes not.

Claire had a sleepgasm last night!
She jerked awake in the middle of a sex dream mid orgasm!

by Lettuce C-U-P November 22, 2013