That one asshole who you can’t help but love forever. He’ll leave you but you don’t care. He’s a bit rude, a good dom, and freaky. If you can, keep him.
The act of getting a boner during a sleepy state or before falling asleep while attempting to stay awake. It is also hard to get rid of.not to be confused with morning wood.
I couldn't get out of my seat in class because I got a sleepyboner almost falling asleep.
The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.
Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.
Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.
"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."
"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."
"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."
When one is so utterly exhausted they decide to call it quits for the night despite the fact that they still have a lot more work to do. Though it provides temporary relief from stress, it typically screws one over the next day.
I still had half of my project to do, but it was already 2 in the morning, so I just commited sleepicide and decided to deal with the consequences tomorrow.