Sleepbot

Sleepbot is a made up word from the mouth of Danica Leavelle.

“You are a sleepbot bro”

by anonymous July 4, 2022

sleepnotic

To hypnotize your sleeping habits into your own.
This is commonly used with most office workers or for those who work in the emergency departments.

You can wake up instantly if you are needed and get out the door in less than 2 minutes.
Or you can sleep 5 hours one night, and 8 the next and 6 the next.
Most military personnel including those on submarines practice this technique.

Suffery: hey hank!

Hank:so tired..

Suffery:How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

Hank:4

Suffery:You need to learn how to be sleepnotic :D

Hank: Yea i know. Im still practicing it, I got up on a dime this morning :)

by Suffery July 13, 2009

sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking]

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.

"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

by Herbi January 19, 2009

sleepbating

When a women has a wet dream and wonders why she actually had an orgasm without stimulation. The only explanation is that she was Sleepbating. Sleepbating implies that the female individual was sexually stimulating herself unbeaknownst to her own consciousness during a rather riviting dream about a sexy ass motherfucker. This can consist of pleasuring yourself with your hands or by rubbing against your sheets.

Desiree: Holy fuck... did i just have sex???... Nah, i must've been Sleepbating again.

by Colinsgonnagetpwned July 16, 2008

sleebot

To carefully observe someone and provide them with assistance they sometimes didn't even know they needed.

Joe didn't even realize he needed a sense of humor until Bernardo pulled a sleebot on him.

by blooisblooisbloo June 30, 2021

Sleepotle

The state of dreaming of chipotle during your sleep. Usually induced by massive consumption of chipotle, it usually occurs after a food coma induced by eating chipotle burritos. It is common for many people to report waking up just as they unwrap the foil and are about to take their first bite.

Dude I am stuffed after eating that burrito. I am going to go to sleepotle.

by charliechoepotle April 6, 2009

sleepbooking

The act of Facebooking while sleeping, similar to sleepwalking.

Dude i'm pretty sure I was sleepbooking last night, i liked your status at 4:30 a.m.

by getnrealnwv May 13, 2010