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Sleep Stoned 

When one's actions point to marijuana use but are actually a result of being tired.
Dave: Why is Doug squeezing my acne cream onto his toothbrush?

Tom: Don't mind him, he's sleep stoned.
Sleep Stoned by B.E. July 21, 2009
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Stone Sleep 

That sleep when you're high as fuck and having the sickest dreams of your life.
Dad: "Jimmy I know you smoked last night"
Jimmy: "What? How did you know?"
Dad: "...Well I came into your room to tell you I was home, and then I couldn't wake you up. Looked like you were having some pretty good dreams. That's stone sleep for ya"
Stone Sleep by alexfromtarget November 12, 2014

Stoner Sleep 

The act of sleeping early and waking up extremely late the next day at 4 in the afternoon
Izzy:(Phone ringing in background/Door opening)ZzzzZzzz

Alfred:Damn Izzy wake the fuck up I called you 12 time and its 5 in the afternoon.

Izzy:Oh shit for reals.

Alfred:Fuck yea man you need to lay off that Hawaiian Snow man that shit is giving you some serious Stoner Sleep.

sleepstoned 

When you have hardly had any sleep and you feel weird and say a bunch bizarre things and laugh about stupid shit. You seem high, but really you're only sleep deprived.
person 1: morgan's acting really weird!! is she high or something!
person 2: no man, she was up late studying for a test, she's just sleepstoned
sleepstoned by chrompxl October 11, 2014
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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