Sleep Stoned

When one's actions point to marijuana use but are actually a result of being tired.

Dave: Why is Doug squeezing my acne cream onto his toothbrush?

Tom: Don't mind him, he's sleep stoned.

Sleep Stoned by B.E. July 21, 2009

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Stone Sleep

That sleep when you're high as fuck and having the sickest dreams of your life.

Dad: "Jimmy I know you smoked last night"
Jimmy: "What? How did you know?"
Dad: "...Well I came into your room to tell you I was home, and then I couldn't wake you up. Looked like you were having some pretty good dreams. That's stone sleep for ya"

Stone Sleep by alexfromtarget November 12, 2014

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Stoner Sleep

The act of sleeping early and waking up extremely late the next day at 4 in the afternoon

Izzy:(Phone ringing in background/Door opening)ZzzzZzzz

Alfred:Damn Izzy wake the fuck up I called you 12 time and its 5 in the afternoon.

Izzy:Oh shit for reals.

Alfred:Fuck yea man you need to lay off that Hawaiian Snow man that shit is giving you some serious Stoner Sleep.

Stoner Sleep by AlfredoAppiahsauce June 27, 2009

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sleepstoned

When you have hardly had any sleep and you feel weird and say a bunch bizarre things and laugh about stupid shit. You seem high, but really you're only sleep deprived.

person 1: morgan's acting really weird!! is she high or something!
person 2: no man, she was up late studying for a test, she's just sleepstoned

sleepstoned by chrompxl October 11, 2014

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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