Definitions by B.E.

Sleep Stoned 

When one's actions point to marijuana use but are actually a result of being tired.

Dave: Why is Doug squeezing my acne cream onto his toothbrush?

Tom: Don't mind him, he's sleep stoned.

Sleep Stoned by B.E. July 21, 2009

Sleep Buzzed

The state of being where drowsiness begins to infringe on your good judgement.

Natalia probably could have made it home last night, but I didn't let her since friends don't let friends drive sleep buzzed.

Sleep Buzzed by B.E. July 21, 2009

Ivagination 

A woman's imagination relating something typically female.

Woman 1: "How can I get Tom to like me without hurting John's feelings"
Woman2: "You just need to use your ivagination to think up a creative solution"

Ivagination by B.E. April 17, 2008