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Sleep-sucking Dick

When a guy comes home drunk and can't fall asleep, he decides to shove his dick in his girlfriend/partners mouth. The girl half asleep will suck it for two minutes before taking it out and leaving the man with blue balls.
Last night Joey came home and I tried to get me sleep-sucking dick. I told him I'm too tired for all that

Sleep sucking

When a women goes to sleep while very horney has a dream about sucking a penis gets out of bed sleep walks to the closest penis and procedes to suck it... Sleep sucking
Julia went to bed very horney thinking about the boy she likes penis once she fell asleep she got out of bed sleptwalked into her brothers room and started sucking on his penis he woke up and banged her in the but ...sleep sucking
Sleep sucking by Mike sand September 7, 2013

Sleepcocking 

Verb: The act of awaking from a long dream of dick sucking, and a cock is in your mouth.
I can't believe Holly sleepcocked last night! Oh, she gets caught sleepcocking all the time.
Sleepcocking by Mcshakey September 27, 2010

sleepsucking 

the act of sucking cock while sleeping.
I woke up to my self sleepsucking my husband.
sleepsucking by CaroLiOn August 27, 2005

sleepsacking 

Sleepsacking is when a person has sex with another person while they are asleep or otherwise unconscious.
Heather laughed as she told her friends about seeing a guy she had a crush on, and had a hard-on while passed out, and how she enjoyed sleepsacking him.
sleepsacking by officero'reilly September 19, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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