Sleep Socking

The art of deriving pleasure from putting on socks in the middle of the night.

I went to bed without socks. I must have been sleep socking because I woke up with my favorite pair of wooly socks on. But my hangnail still hurts.

Sleep Socking by ZiggZagg007 November 26, 2013

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Sleep-sucking Dick

When a guy comes home drunk and can't fall asleep, he decides to shove his dick in his girlfriend/partners mouth. The girl half asleep will suck it for two minutes before taking it out and leaving the man with blue balls.

Last night Joey came home and I tried to get me sleep-sucking dick. I told him I'm too tired for all that

Sleep-sucking Dick by BigBoiSmasher July 17, 2021

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Sleep sucking

When a women goes to sleep while very horney has a dream about sucking a penis gets out of bed sleep walks to the closest penis and procedes to suck it... Sleep sucking

Julia went to bed very horney thinking about the boy she likes penis once she fell asleep she got out of bed sleptwalked into her brothers room and started sucking on his penis he woke up and banged her in the but ...sleep sucking

Sleep sucking by Mike sand September 7, 2013

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Sleepcocking

Verb: The act of awaking from a long dream of dick sucking, and a cock is in your mouth.

I can't believe Holly sleepcocked last night! Oh, she gets caught sleepcocking all the time.

Sleepcocking by Mcshakey September 27, 2010

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sleepsucking

the act of sucking cock while sleeping.

I woke up to my self sleepsucking my husband.

sleepsucking by CaroLiOn August 27, 2005

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sleepsacking

Sleepsacking is when a person has sex with another person while they are asleep or otherwise unconscious.

Heather laughed as she told her friends about seeing a guy she had a crush on, and had a hard-on while passed out, and how she enjoyed sleepsacking him.

sleepsacking by officero'reilly September 19, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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